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Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? You’re going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data. When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? Wouldn’t that bring about chaos? I recommend you don’t fire until you’re within 40,000 kilometers.

Now we know what they mean by ‘advanced’ tactical training. For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others. Your head is not an artifact! Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing?

Damage report! Mr. Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship. You did exactly what you had to do. You considered all your options, you tried every alternative and then you made the hard choice. They were just sucked into space. Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise. You bet I’m agitated! I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am not insane.

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Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? You’re going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data. When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? Wouldn’t that bring about chaos? I recommend you don’t fire until you’re within 40,000 kilometers. Now we know what they mean by ‘advanced’ tactical training. For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others. Your head is not an artifact! Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing?

I’m afraid I still don’t understand, sir. Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence. Computer, belay that order. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. Mr. Worf, you sound like a man who’s asking his friend if he can start dating his sister. Not if I weaken first. What? We’re not at all alike! I’ll be sure to note that in my log.

Maybe we better talk out here; the observation lounge has turned into a swamp. That might’ve been one of the shortest assignments in the history of Starfleet. Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches.

Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? You’re going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data. When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? Wouldn’t that bring about chaos? I recommend you don’t fire until you’re within 40,000 kilometers.

3 Comments

  • Solo Pine
    October 5, 2019 at 2:07 am

    And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. We have a saboteur aboard. We know you’re dealing in stolen ore.

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    • Solo Pine
      October 5, 2019 at 2:07 am

      Fate. It protects fools, little children, and ships named “Enterprise.”

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  • Solo Pine
    October 5, 2019 at 2:07 am

    But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf. Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? Fate. It protects fools, little children, and ships named “Enterprise.”

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